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Category: short story
* – Image taken from a Bizarro Comic by Dan Piraro
My apologies for some of the text not being very dark – my frugalness bit me a bit as I was trying to use an older pen that was starting to wane in the boldness of its ink. We’ll try to ensure better clarity in the future. Additionally our scanner likes not to cooperate; so each time I try to share a project, it inexplicably decides to be a pain in the… tuchus!!! Thanks for stopping by as always. Peace and blessings to one and all! =>
An addled Aardvark
No longer traipsing about after dark
No longer burrowing with claws
or snooping with snout
to snort delectable snacks
from ground and bark;
Instead, poor Angus
moseys around strange pastures all day
Choking on the cud
he tries to chew
and scaring the methane out of cattle
when he tries to grunt, “Moo,MOOO, MOOOOO!!!!”
and though it all seems udderly ridiculous
…..its absolutely true!!!!
(ANT WITH MALLET) =) …..He he he
WARNING: Parental Discretion is Advised!!!
2 Corinthians 10:3-5
3 For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:4 For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strongholds. 5 Casting down imaginations and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ.
God’s way is always simple, but seldom easy. A married couple can and should enjoy both intimacy and pleasure in their sexual relationship, but it requires communication and submitting to each other’s desires with patience, kindness, and understanding. As with all other aspects of life – the spiritual principle applies: whatever you sow, you shall reap. Therefore, the more work and effort you put into the relationship; the more you will receive in return. There are no shortcuts or substitutes for doing things God’s way and those things always come with consequences that outweigh the benefits. We truly hope and pray that lives are blessed and enriched by our stories. May the love and peace of Christ be with you all…….and happy frolicking!!! = >
