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Category: short story
* – Image taken from a Bizarro Comic by Dan Piraro
My apologies for some of the text not being very dark – my frugalness bit me a bit as I was trying to use an older pen that was starting to wane in the boldness of its ink. We’ll try to ensure better clarity in the future. Additionally our scanner likes not to cooperate; so each time I try to share a project, it inexplicably decides to be a pain in the… tuchus!!! Thanks for stopping by as always. Peace and blessings to one and all! =>
An addled Aardvark
No longer traipsing about after dark
No longer burrowing with claws
or snooping with snout
to snort delectable snacks
from ground and bark;
Instead, poor Angus
moseys around strange pastures all day
Choking on the cud
he tries to chew
and scaring the methane out of cattle
when he tries to grunt, “Moo,MOOO, MOOOOO!!!!”
and though it all seems udderly ridiculous
…..its absolutely true!!!!
(ANT WITH MALLET) =) …..He he he
