Amanda tried to find some dress shoes for our girls the other day. When I asked if she found any, she sighed and exclaimed, “No! They were all butt ugly!!!” This struck me as funny coming from my sweet wife who finds the common “f-word” that most people use for flatulence to be vulgar and rude.
Then, of course, my mind strayed and I couldn’t help but wonder what an actual pair of “butt ugly” shoes might look like; and seeing as how such shoes exist – who might actually like them. So I came up with this little homage to one of my favorite childhood books – GO DOG, GO! by P.D. Eastman. = >

BUTT UGLY SHOES

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