Greetings!!!
Christmas comes a little early this year Tangoteers! Here we have created an oddity that is a Christmas letter that simultaneously has absolutely nothing and absolutely everything to do with Christmas. Thanks for stopping by. As always, we hope you enjoy our stories and pray God’s peace and love be with you. Merry Christmas!!! =>
An addled Aardvark
No longer traipsing about after dark
No longer burrowing with claws
or snooping with snout
to snort delectable snacks
from ground and bark;
Instead, poor Angus
moseys around strange pastures all day
Choking on the cud
he tries to chew
and scaring the methane out of cattle
when he tries to grunt, “Moo,MOOO, MOOOOO!!!!”
and though it all seems udderly ridiculous
…..its absolutely true!!!!
(ANT WITH MALLET) =) Â …..He he he
WARNING: Parental and self discretion advised. If you are easily offended then you should probably not read this letter.
