ARACHTOEPHOBIA: Discerning Spanish Fly Splatters and Why Everything Really Matters

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TEMPER MENTAL

S.O.S. and the Weapons of Mass Digestion

The Tooth Be Told

An OXidental Case of Aardvarkian Amnesia

An addled Aardvark
No longer traipsing about after dark
No longer burrowing with claws
or snooping with snout
to snort delectable snacks
from ground and bark;

Instead, poor Angus
moseys around strange pastures all day
Choking on the cud
he tries to chew
and scaring the methane out of cattle
when he tries to grunt, “Moo,MOOO, MOOOOO!!!!”
and though it all seems udderly ridiculous
…..its absolutely true!!!!

(ANT WITH MALLET) =)  …..He he he

It’s the End of the World as we MOW it!!

SCREAMER ON THE ROOF: Family Factions, Musical Fashions, and the Careful Contemplation of Customization

Beards, Brawn, and Bravado – What it takes to “Be a Man!”

WARNING: Parental and self discretion advised. If you are easily offended then you should probably not read this letter.

The Crane Fly Dream Cycle: Technological Futilities and Supernatural Utilities

SQUIGGLY SAFARI (Return of the Scribble Man)