An OXidental Case of Aardvarkian Amnesia

An addled Aardvark
No longer traipsing about after dark
No longer burrowing with claws
or snooping with snout
to snort delectable snacks
from ground and bark;

Instead, poor Angus
moseys around strange pastures all day
Choking on the cud
he tries to chew
and scaring the methane out of cattle
when he tries to grunt, “Moo,MOOO, MOOOOO!!!!”
and though it all seems udderly ridiculous
…..its absolutely true!!!!

(ANT WITH MALLET) =)  …..He he he